Obama chooses his new Secretary of Defense.....Stephen King!!!

Apparantly famed author Stephen King doesnt think so highly of the military. A couple of months ago this jerk was speaking in front of a group of kids at the Library of Congress when he said...



So, in summation if you cant read, join the military! They'll hire your dumb a$$! Sounds like a perfect candidate for Obama's Sec Def. Good news is his book sales shouldn't see a decrease in sales from military folks since hell, THEY CANT READ ANYWAY! (Of course I guess the bad side of that means that they can't read this either...?) JERK!