befudld's rant - An Imam a Rabbi and a Priest Walk Into a Bar

Sounds like a good joke eh?

An Imam gets invited to give the opening prayer at the DNC winter meeting and starts out saying, to the effect, "thank you God for making this (not us) such a great nation"

So far so good. But since when did the DNC invoke religion in their party? SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE! they imply.

The Imam goes further to pray for the end of "oppression and occupation". (gee, what was that about? Dearborn, MI?)

He also mentioned something about the believers.

BELIEVERS in the Islamic world equals muslims. No one else. A believer is a muslim devoted to the one true faith of Mohamed. A non-believer is cast to hell. This means all non-muslims; catholics, potestants, jews, shinto, buddhists, etc., are comdenmed to a firery end.

A Rabbi is invited to the second day prayer. It wasn't broadcast (that I saw) so I'll assume it was tasteful, but, he took a jab at hezbollah and anti-Isreali mentions.

A priest gets invited to the DNC winter meeting on the third day (hmm) to make the morning's opening prayer. It wasn't widely broadcast either so I'll assume he started with "Thank you God for making us a great nation".

Just for argument's sake. What if the priest said how all protestants should come back to the one true Christian faith; the Catholic church?

AN UPROAR! HOW DARE YOU! SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!
-murmurs in the background-

"What?" the priest might say. "At least I'm on the side of unifying the church to battle the true non believers. Christ wasn't a prophet!".

"Well" the liberals may scoff, "We should be more understanding to the other religious ideologies, and not so quick to judge".

So our nation, built on Christian ideals, is subject to Sharia law or jihad just to appease a minority?

Catholic church doesn't sound so bad now does it?